I had to nicely ask someone at work today not to “boss” me around By Seamus O'Sparks on May 3, 2016 — 1 min read I had to nicely ask someone at work today not to “boss” me around. Then I did the hokey pokey and I turned myself around and was disturbed to discover that IT was all about so much more than I would ever understand. On the plus side, my pissing has been all aces today-excellent on... More
three positive things By Seamus O'Sparks on July 18, 2014 — 1 min read I have been challenged by my friend Amanda Bloodgood to write three positive things and here they are: I’m grateful that I can pee standing up I love burping I am blessed to live in a time when free hardcore pornography is abundant and accessible at the click of a button. LIFE ROCKS! More
Hi…I guess everybody, on some level, works with the public By Seamus O'Sparks on April 21, 2014 — 1 min read Hi…I guess everybody, on some level, works with the public. But some jobs mean that you really, “work with the public.” So, Easter reminds me of when I used to work at a costume shop. Of course folks would call and ask if we had Easter Bunny costumes. And, of course, we did. Now, a... More
I was on the bus yesterday and I had to go pee so very bad By Seamus O'Sparks on March 26, 2013 — 1 min read I was on the bus yesterday and I had to go pee so very bad. SO VERY BAD! In my head that Foreigner song, “Urgent” kept playing. Occasionally interspersed with “Juke Box Hero.” But only because that song KICKS A$$! So the bus was stuck in heavy traffic and I was about to become a... More
JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN By Seamus O'Sparks on October 31, 2012 — 1 min read JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN: Yesterday I took the bus to Austin. It was crowded. I had this rotund Korean guy plop down next to me. He took up all my space and time. He took up everything but my soul. In front of him there was this wiry little fud with big bug glasses.... More