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Urban Cowboy Progeny

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 27, 2017 — 1 min read

Just imagine: if Bud and Pam had made a go of it and produced offspring, the chin dimple on that little bastard would have been UNSTOPPABLE…could catch a bullet in that thing. More

27 Questions

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read

Favorite smell? Perineum Last time you cried? I’m crying now Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid Did you go to college? I was enrolled Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything Roller coasters? Roller boogie Favorite ice cream? Grape Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine Shorts... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.