I was bitten by my pet turtle today By Seamus O'Sparks on January 22, 2016 — 1 min read I was bitten by my pet turtle today. His name is Regular Mike. I was feeding him ham when he bit me. I may lose a finger. It’s my lucky finger. Could you please vote for me and my little band. We’ve had lots of hard luck with the turtles and falcons lately and could... More
I missed the deadline for registering to run for office By Seamus O'Sparks on August 29, 2014 — 1 min read I missed the deadline for registering to run for office. I would run on the Superstenial Party Ticket and if I were to run here are a FEW of my platform planks: Build giant statue of Johnny Depp in town square Change name of town to Wal-Mart City Make it legal to smoke anything in... More
Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall By Seamus O'Sparks on January 29, 2014 — 1 min read Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall. We will be arriving by turtle. We will look and sound EXACTLY like Supertramp. We will take a short grape break in the middle of our set. We are Chasca-we’re great! Women love it when we play “The Logical Song.” Nothing about our... More
Chasca has a gig in College Station on Friday By Seamus O'Sparks on February 9, 2011 — 1 min read Chasca has a gig in College Station on Friday. We will be arriving at 4:00 p.m. by turtle. Does anybody know a motel where we can stay? Preferably one with a gift shop. We collect hats. Our singer is a level 4 bed wetter. We need a place that will be sensitive to this and... More