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Thanksgiving is now a memory

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 28, 2011 — 1 min read

Thanksgiving is now a memory. I ate so much turkey. I ate so much turkey that I had dreams about being a turkey. And in these dreams I was a turkey and onstage and everybody was eating at me. Everyone, picking and eating at me. You’re so smart, what does that mean? What is my... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.