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Wiley, Don’t join the Navy

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

A Poem (with minor edits) to Wiley Koepp entitled: Wiley, Don’t join the Navy Wiley, don’t join the Navy They cover all your food in gravy And make you mop When the seas are wavy Out at sea, you’ll see It’s not a place you’ll like to be You’ll be sorry on the water When... More

I almost never post on Saturdays but I had to let everybody in on a couple of things

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 15, 2013 — 1 min read

I almost never post on Saturdays but I had to let everybody in on a couple of things. First, sorry about the post yesterday. You all probably don’t want to read about that kind of thing. Sure, it made ME giggle and squeal a whole lot, but it shouldn’t come at your expense…it shouldn’t and... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.