MISSING: ONE TOE By Seamus O'Sparks on April 1, 2016 — 1 min read MISSING: ONE TOE LAST SEEN: Bathroom at Alpha Delta Pi House, San Marcos Texas 3/29/16 Description: Small, shrivelled, toe-like, dermal ridges with ulnar loops/whorl (slightly ingrown nail). REWARD OFFERED FOR INFORMATION ON OR RETURN OF TOE Toe means alot to owner-sentimental value (had toe when virgintiy was taken). Please call 830-358-6642 with info. Ask for... More
Obamacare By Seamus O'Sparks on December 30, 2013 — 1 min read Well, I got insurance through the much maligned Obamacare program. Now I can finally afford to get some “things” removed. I’m thinking of having a whole new set of toes put in as well. BUT-I have conservative friends and family that might be none too pleased with my receiving such commie perks…what to do to... More
Most days I usually wake up nice and early, kiss both of my lovers By Seamus O'Sparks on September 13, 2013 — 1 min read Most days I usually wake up nice and early, kiss both of my lovers-whoever they happen to be-gently on the cheeks(heh heh you bet that’s what I meant). I go open an orange soda and enjoy some of my beloved pornography. BUT-today is FRIDAY THE 13th!!!! And I’m very neurotic. I already lost a toe... More
My cat gnawed his leg off last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on December 2, 2011 — 1 min read My cat gnawed his leg off last night! He did it in his sleep. What’s worse, when he ran out of his leg he started on mine. Bad cat! He gnawed off my big toe. My favorite piggy. Now I can’t jump around and flail about. ZUT! I tried to replace my big toe with... More