10 MUST READ books that changed my life and will change yours By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2017 — 1 min read Tits, Memes, and GIFs: Owning social media We the People: Democracy’s Achilles Heel Atlas Shagged & The Virtues of Being Selfish in Bed. Ayn Rand’s erotic philosophy Selling Yourself Short in a Buyer’s Market Sound Informed-Sound Obnoxious: Picking the conspiracy theory that is right for you Everything’s Offensive: What liberals must keep doing to annoy... More
This looked like a fun study break… By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read Using only ONE word… It’s not as easy as you think! Where is your phone? Here Your hair? Lackluster Your dad? Dead Your favorite food? Caloric Your dream last night? Wet Your favorite drink? Horchata Fear? Hillbillies Favorite Shoes? Heels Favorite way to relax? Masturbate Your mood? Irritable I love? Tits Where were you last... More
Kellyanne Conway, The Long Con The Genius of Marketing and What Madonna and The Mafia Mean to Your Descendants By Seamus O'Sparks on March 13, 2017 — 4 mins read LONG POST WARNING-Kellyanne Conway, The Long Con The Genius of Marketing and What Madonna and The Mafia Mean to Your Descendants I used to hear people say all the time, “no matter what you think of Madonna, you HAVE to respect her business sense. She’s great at marketing herself.” After listening to this sentiment several... More
Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2015 — 1 min read Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! We play at Midnight-come let your inner SWAIN out…sex in the restroom will happen…Who has sex anymore? Who has sex any less? Let’s make a porn in the bathroom and sell it to the North Koreans…Seriously, people-it’s all about the hedonism…the Epicurean-the prick, the tits, the delightful and charming…... More
Mike Tyson is hawking his book By Seamus O'Sparks on November 12, 2013 — 1 min read Mike Tyson is hawking his book. And somewhere there is a drunk Alien telecoming back to his galaxy to say, “Yeah, dude, they’re ALL fucking waterheads ’round here.” Or maybe not…Maybe this creature-let’s call him Gabe…Maybe Gabe is pouring himself an eye-opener and dialing in some porn and in between his huminuh huminuh is thinking,... More