Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there By Seamus O'Sparks on September 21, 2017 — 1 min read Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there. I don’t care what the signs say anywhere, in the interest of my own peace of mind I am going to conceal carry my penis from now on. I don’t want to be having breakfast when some satyr/nymph type shows up looking to make mischief. NOT... More
In light of recent events in Ohio By Seamus O'Sparks on October 20, 2011 — 1 min read In light of recent events in Ohio, there is some discussion going on about whether private individuals should be able own exotic animals. Here we go again! It says explicitly in The Constipatution that ALL Americans have THE RIGHT to bear bears. John Adams WANTS YOU to own a zebroid. You hear me?! They can... More