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Tag: the Constitution

Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 21, 2017 — 1 min read

Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there. I don’t care what the signs say anywhere, in the interest of my own peace of mind I am going to conceal carry my penis from now on. I don’t want to be having breakfast when some satyr/nymph type shows up looking to make mischief. NOT... More

In light of recent events in Ohio

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 20, 2011 — 1 min read

In light of recent events in Ohio, there is some discussion going on about whether private individuals should be able own exotic animals. Here we go again! It says explicitly in The Constipatution that ALL Americans have THE RIGHT to bear bears. John Adams WANTS YOU to own a zebroid. You hear me?! They can... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.