LONG SINCERE POST-VERY TRAGIC By Seamus O'Sparks on March 29, 2016 — 2 mins read LONG SINCERE POST-VERY TRAGIC Hi everyone, this is J.T. (Seamus) from Chasca. I’m afraid I have terrible news. I died last night. Yeah-I ate a surfeit of lampreys (the king killer) and keeled over about an hour later while I was watching my favorite porno, “The Sperminator.” It was wretched. I just wanted everyone to... More
Thanks a million to everyone who made it out to The Blackheart last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 3, 2016 — 1 min read Thanks a million to everyone who made it out to The Blackheart last night! Y’all were an amazing crowd and we had the ultimate blast! I have never heard a room full of people yell, “penis” with such passion and volume. Well done! It made me think of my ultimate dream; the #1 item on... More
Thanks to everyone who came out to the Blackheart last night By Seamus O'Sparks on October 11, 2015 — 1 min read Thanks to everyone who came out to the Blackheart last night. It was definitely a unique scene! We’ve never had a venue go over capacity before, let alone had the fire marshal shut us down in the middle of the set because TOO MANY people were in attendance. What a trip! It was kinda’ disappointing... More
Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2015 — 1 min read Tonight! US! The Blackheart!!! U.T. WON!!!! We play at Midnight-come let your inner SWAIN out…sex in the restroom will happen…Who has sex anymore? Who has sex any less? Let’s make a porn in the bathroom and sell it to the North Koreans…Seriously, people-it’s all about the hedonism…the Epicurean-the prick, the tits, the delightful and charming…... More
I’m afraid I have terrible news. I am at the hospital. By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2015 — 1 min read I’m afraid I have terrible news. I am at the hospital. For a couple of days I have had Ched ‘R’ Peppers on the brain and this morning I went to the emergency room to get them removed. They did get them out of my skull and I will be able to play the Chasca... More
Hey-see what the press says about Chasca By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2015 — 1 min read Hey-see what the press says about Chasca. It appears that they are a pretty good little band…not Kanye or Daniel Johnston level genius or anything, but pretty good…In my weaker moments, I want Robert Christgau to feel my tongue slide across his soft, pink hands… <3 WE PLAY TOMORROW NIGHT AT The Blackheart so come... More
Oh WOW! Last night at The Blackheart was too majorly amazing! By Seamus O'Sparks on August 8, 2015 — 1 min read Oh WOW! Last night at The Blackheart was too majorly amazing! AMAZONG! Thanks Winston Barrett for having us! Thanks Tomar Williams and the FCs, Battling Giants, Big Britches, and Groove Think! You guys all KILLED it. So, we hit capacity during our set and they would not let anyone else in. WOWZER! Word is there’s... More
The Amazing Winston Barrett has a big boy birthday coming up By Seamus O'Sparks on August 5, 2015 — 1 min read The Amazing Winston Barrett has a big boy birthday coming up-and Chasca is going to blow out his candles! The party is this Friday at The Blackheart. Lenny Kravitz’s penis ain’t got nothing on what’s gonna’ fall out of our pants in honor of our dear friend, WINNIE B.! More
I think it’s safe to say that we had a blast at The Blackheart on Saturday By Seamus O'Sparks on May 18, 2015 — 1 min read I think it’s safe to say that we had a blast at The Blackheart on Saturday. Thanks to all who made it out (of their clothes). At a Chasca show, people get naked…and you thought rock was dead. NAKED ROCK LIVES!!! More
DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD By Seamus O'Sparks on January 10, 2015 — 1 min read DON’T READ THIS-ANOTHER POST GOT OUT OF HAND: DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD (FREUD WINS) SEAMUS FINDS TRUE LOVE? Wowzer, I had a really graphic erotic dream about one of you-my FB friends, last night. It was so detailed that I woke up sweating and clutching a crucifix. Wanna’ know who it was? Come to The... More