I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night By Seamus O'Sparks on July 12, 2012 — 1 min read I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night. Bigfoot is the North American counterpart to The Yowie. This show claimed that Bigfoot was bisexual. Guess what? Bigfoot is bisexual. I was abducted by a bigfoot clan and they were all bisexual with me and each other. The definitely walked on two feet. Two bisexual... More
You are all my friends and we are such pals! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 10, 2012 — 1 min read You are all my friends and we are such pals! We are all hot dogs in the eyes of the goddess! ERGO: If you, my friends, would please call in to KLBJ FM tonight between 10:30 p.m. and Midnight(512) 973-8300, that would really make my poydras zippy! I would owe you a debt of gratitude... More
ATTENZIONE RAGAZZI! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 9, 2012 — 1 min read ATTENZIONE RAGAZZI! (Hey Guys!): Tomorrow night between 10:30 p.m. and midnight, KLBJ FM might very well play CHASCA! KLBJ may also be giving away free tickets to the BIG show at TMT this Friday. If you, my best friends who I love and think about often, were to call in and request that they play... More
There’s only a couple of more days ’till the big Weirdfest By Seamus O'Sparks on October 27, 2011 — 1 min read People, I am excited! There’s only a couple of more days ’till the big Weirdfest on the 29th at Texas Music Theater. We can be Halloween Hogs at long last. We can all shine like sweet Lucifer the light bringer himself. Spread the word, spread your disease, spread your bed: it’s all happening. AND-whoever comes... More