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Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read

Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination. What if he wins the election? I tell you what I’m gonna’ do if he does-I’m gonna’ start smoking pot. The way I see it, if this country becomes one nation under LEVITICUS, I’m certain to be the first person to get STONED!!!! (see how... More

OH MY GOODNESS, Y’ALL-I went to THE FUTURE

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 25, 2016 — 1 min read

OH MY GOODNESS, Y’ALL-I went to THE FUTURE this weekend and what I saw was not good. Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, and Kanye were all three Co-Presidents. I was able to bring this clip back to show you all what awaits us. When I was in the future they were able to reanimate Aldous Huxley.... More

The whole Palin endorsing Trump thing reminds me of something out of Greek mythology

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 20, 2016 — 1 min read

The whole Palin endorsing Trump thing reminds me of something out of Greek mythology. I can see the Stygian Witches telling hero Trump that the only way to beat Ted Cruz is with the head of Medusa…always a tall order. Fortunately for Trump, he happened to have the last Gorgon stuffed down his pants…just in... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.