By far my favorite Olympic event is synchronized showering By Seamus O'Sparks on August 8, 2016 — 1 min read By far my favorite Olympic event is synchronized showering. Can’t wait for the Swedish team…filthy Swedes 😈 More
I was out last night By Seamus O'Sparks on August 11, 2011 — 1 min read I was out last night. I met this huge Swedish girl. She was 6’8 with hands like hammers. I bought her a pint of chum, a mug of fizz, and a decanter of flow. She taught me to say in Swedish, “Ooompf, the chick from ABBA ate my sandwich.” She followed me into the bathroom.... More
I just saw that movie, The Human Centipede By Seamus O'Sparks on May 23, 2011 — 1 min read I just saw that movie, The Human Centipede. I was so glad to see that that had happened to somebody else. So now I have been part of A Human Centipede, a Human Millipede, A Human Mosquito Hawk, A Human Apollo Creed, A Bear Centipede, A Bear Man, A Human Centi-Swede, The Human League, A... More