I just got my rejection letter from The Illuminati By Seamus O'Sparks on April 12, 2017 — 1 min read I really could use some positive vibes and hugs today. I just got my rejection letter from The Illuminati. I’m pretty bummed out. First The New Yorker and now these guys. Doesn’t anyone like me? Meh… Here’s what they wrote: Dear Seamus, You are most definitely not Illuminati material. We are a group of powerful... More
As uncool as it is, I LOVE STYX!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on May 8, 2016 — 1 min read As uncool as it is, I LOVE STYX!!! And this record captures perfectly what it was like to live in 1981…Dennis DeYoung is an unsung genius…when he’s not singing about robots…he was hitting out of his weight class there..but this…it will always resonate…and no one gives him credit…STYX!!!! More
LONG POST-PERSONAL INFORMATION:VERY KINKY!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on February 27, 2016 — 3 mins read LONG POST-PERSONAL INFORMATION:VERY KINKY!!!! Today I was tagged in a post that said, “In your status, list 12 albums that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t think too hard. They don’t have to be ‘right’ or ‘great’ records. Just ones that have touched you.” Thanks, Dave G Prewitt, for that. I have already... More
On this day, 38 years ago, STYX released THE GRAND ILLUSION By Seamus O'Sparks on July 7, 2015 — 1 min read On this day, 38 years ago, STYX released THE GRAND ILLUSION. Are you too hip to like STYX? Well, then, you’re a toad with a bent musical spine. There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who like Dennis DeYoung and those who like Dennis the Menace…Which are you? On second thought, it... More
What everybody needs to realize… By Seamus O'Sparks on October 6, 2013 — 1 min read What everybody needs to realize is that though you may well THINK that STYX justifies the existence of the word “unhip” they were, in fact, the biggest proponents of Sailing Away, Rockin’ in Paradise AND Marijuana use..plus they warned us of the evils of robot labor. AUSTIN NEEDS A STYX TRIBUTE BAND PRONTO! More
My computer caught a virus By Seamus O'Sparks on April 29, 2011 — 1 min read My computer caught a virus and I have not been able to wax wacky for several days now. It’s a bad virus too, I probably got it from one of those disgusting pornographic sites I’m wont to visit. I have a “thing” for the chubby galleries. I know, it’s a cry for help I’m sure.... More