I saw Rogue One By Seamus O'Sparks on December 29, 2016 — 1 min read I saw Rogue One. Two things that I walked out thinking. First-we have entered a bold new era in the arts. The literal reanimation of Peter Cushing opens up all kinds of exciting new doors for the culture of entertainment. Going forward we can make films with ALL of our favorite stars from yesteryear. Imagine... More
I’m going to lay the MOST controversial statement ever made on you all EVER By Seamus O'Sparks on January 24, 2016 — 1 min read I’m going to lay the MOST controversial statement ever made on you all EVER. Get ready for much rage and piss, FB. I think that Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is a better film than any of the Star Wars movies and I think that Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is way... More
SPOILER ALERTS: OMG, Y’all-I just saw the new STAR WARS!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 20, 2016 — 1 min read SPOILER ALERTS: OMG, Y’all-I just saw the new STAR WARS!!! It was SO AWESOME!!! An admirer of Chasca-this dude from LOS ANGELES- invited me to his sound proof suite for a private screening. I think it was the BEST one of the whole series. I LOVED the new bad guys, especially Dark Helmet. He was... More
Does anybody want a Darth Vader? By Seamus O'Sparks on December 22, 2015 — 1 min read Does anybody want a Darth Vader? He followed me home from the latest Star Wars movie. He’s bad. He says things like, “Obi Wan is here” and ‘I’ll get you!” And he steals my cigarettes. No one can get any sleep around here and the cat’s been traumatized. I won’t even tell you what he... More
Here’s why going to the movies sucks By Seamus O'Sparks on December 18, 2015 — 1 min read Here’s why going to the movies sucks: while all of you were going to see Star Wars last night, I went to go see “In the Heart of the Sea.” Everyone was at the cinema dressed as their favorite Star Wars character-which is fine. Apparently it is not fine for ME to come dressed as... More
Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 4, 2015 — 1 min read TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse, Chasca and Kiddoo and the Dude CELEBRATE Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! It promises to be the most SALACIOUS party in town. Here are some tidbits you may not know about the ole’ Killer Queen: He has sailed the seas, from Mars to Mercury He’ll do the march of the black queen He’ll... More