Thanks for nothing, Facebook By Seamus O'Sparks on February 17, 2016 — 1 min read Thanks for nothing, Facebook. I pitched a sincere plea for help with my Witch’s Teat issue and all I got were a lot of cute jabs for my sincerity. Some friends you all are. I have a Witch’s Teat. And for that I’m now a figure of fun. That’s just sad. They say that Sir... More
On this day in 1588 Sir Francis Drake and his bawdy band of English buccaneers defeated the Spanish Armada By Seamus O'Sparks on July 29, 2011 — 1 min read On this day in 1588 Sir Francis Drake and his bawdy band of English buccaneers defeated the Spanish Armada. The haughty naughty Spanish were laughing at a deformed Portuguese boy when Drake & Co. sneak attacked. Drake finished those Spaniards off by throwing his moustache-which operated like the Glaive from Krull. In 1970 Glenn Frey... More