Thoughts while eating Pad Thai after therapy By Seamus O'Sparks on July 18, 2017 — 1 min read There is the word, there is man Of the world, and the light To puke his way past To reason his way out Liver of life Dier of deaths He can’t remember when the sun wasn’t a hard-boiled egg yolk Stuck to the sky The man, created he shopping malls and soda pop in his... More
For a BIG job you need a BIG drink By Seamus O'Sparks on March 27, 2015 — 1 min read For a BIG job you need a BIG drink. That’s why I drink Big Red Soda. When I make my BIG rock it satisfies my BIG craving! I like BIG crowds, BIG egos, BIG women, and I LIKE BIG RED!!! with a little tequila… Oh, and I’ll need a BIG amount of BIG RED for... More
I got The Big Lebowski… By Seamus O'Sparks on June 8, 2014 — 1 min read I got The Big Lebowski…Colby Evans once told me I reminded him of The Dude…guess he was right? I’m a pretty dorkified version of The Dude. I spent all last night drinking diet soda and listening to the Rush album, ‘Caress of Steel’ until dawn…The Dude would want to punch me. I like me, though. More