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PLEASE READ: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING (non-sensual) THING I HAVE EVER DONE!

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 10, 2014 — 1 min read

PLEASE READ: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING (non-sensual) THING I HAVE EVER DONE! People–I just made a breakthrough of epic proportions! Using my skills as a historian, knowledge of literary devices, and continuing studies of Anthropology and Theology I have finally found the key to reconciling the Creation Vs. Evolution schism. After scrutinizing the Book... More

If you make things (arts, crafts, babies,etc…) and sell them at events, please know that I know somebody who needs you

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 12, 2013 — 1 min read

Hi! If you make things (arts, crafts, babies,etc…) and sell them at events, please know that I know somebody who needs you to come sell your well crafted goods at a show. Let me know if you’re interested and I will show you paradise. In other news, I found a bunny yesterday. Right outside my... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.