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We’re getting close to the Halloween season and boy do I have a costume idea!

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 29, 2016 — 1 min read

We’re getting close to the Halloween season and boy do I have a costume idea! From now until late October I am going to avoid vitamin C completely and severely limit my sun exposure in an effort to develop scurvy. Once I have the scurvy my costume possibilities are limitless. I’m going full commitment this... More

Wiley, Don’t join the Navy

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

A Poem (with minor edits) to Wiley Koepp entitled: Wiley, Don’t join the Navy Wiley, don’t join the Navy They cover all your food in gravy And make you mop When the seas are wavy Out at sea, you’ll see It’s not a place you’ll like to be You’ll be sorry on the water When... More

Chasca just auditioned for America’s Got Talent

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 15, 2012 — 1 min read

Chasca just auditioned for America’s Got Talent. It went great! We were actually invited to so no waiting in the lines for us…AND we did not disappoint. In fact it went so well that we were immediately cast for another show, AMERICA’S Got Scurvy. Now, we play tonight at The Triple Crown! Come down and... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.