Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2016 — 1 min read Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot I don’t fear not being able to sleep Nor do I fear thinking the downward thoughts Even the real crazy ones For instance: I don’t fear considering the arrival of the Anti-Christ But this is largely because the Jews (whom I like) Are still in business That tribe... More
I know I’m posting too much lately By Seamus O'Sparks on September 23, 2015 — 2 mins read I know I’m posting too much lately. Oh well-we make hay while the sun shines, right? Here’s a letter I sent recently to Berzerk online games: Hi there, Berzerk. That is a most appropriate name for your company because your games are crazy fun to play. I have been enjoying your game, Sands of the... More
Many thanks to the amazing Laurie Gallardo By Seamus O'Sparks on June 24, 2015 — 1 min read Many thanks to the amazing Laurie Gallardo for including Chasca in the Austin Music Minute on KUTX Austin! We are beyond thrilled to have been spotlighted and can’t express enough gratitude to Laurie and the good folks at KUTX! You can FEEL out gratitude tomorrow at The Mohawk Austin when we celebrate the release of... More
I had a dream last night that I went back in time By Seamus O'Sparks on December 20, 2013 — 1 min read I had a dream last night that I went back in time. I went back to Roman times and pistol whipped Saint Paul. Then I became Saint Paul only I was Saint Kevin. Then I came back to the present. Things were different. Many things. Some for the better. The main difference was that there... More
I GOT CAST IN A MOVIE!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 6, 2013 — 1 min read I GOT CAST IN A MOVIE!!!! It’s set to begin filming next week. It’s a porno film. It’s based on a Shakespeare play and it’s called “JULIUS SEES HER.” I play erotic toga-less eunuch #2. I have two lines-and it’s something I ad-libed at the audition. When Brutus comes into his tent to ravage Calpurnia... More