27 Questions By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read Favorite smell? Perineum Last time you cried? I’m crying now Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid Did you go to college? I was enrolled Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything Roller coasters? Roller boogie Favorite ice cream? Grape Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine Shorts... More
BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? By Seamus O'Sparks on July 28, 2014 — 1 min read BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? I ate this stuff. It sucks. Why do we have it? Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE Chef Boyardee. When I was a kid they used to have these things called, Roller Coasters. Those were awesome. They were wavy pasta with meatballs. And those meatballs-mannnnn…I don’t know what is or was in... More