MORE TROUBLE-SEAMUS VS DROPBOX By Seamus O'Sparks on October 10, 2016 — 2 mins read MORE TROUBLE-SEAMUS VS DROPBOX (Long Post Warning): We noticed you logged into Dropbox using Mobile Safari on iOS from United States* at 01:23 PM GMT-07:00. You can check on this and other login events by visiting your account page. Happy Dropboxing! – The Dropbox Team P.S. Learn how to protect your account. *Location approximated by... More
Here’s what superstentialism is By Seamus O'Sparks on May 21, 2014 — 1 min read Here’s what superstentialism is: I was partying rather serious with Charlize Theron last night-and making some pretty good headway, yes-yes. And then she gets all Aileen Wuornos on me just because I refused to pay for her eight Black Russians. So she’s frogging me in my Adam’s Apple and I’m all like, “Dude, I gotta’... More
I’ve been listening to the new CHASCA CD By Seamus O'Sparks on October 7, 2013 — 1 min read I’ve been listening to the new CHASCA CD. It sounds GREAT! We’re really excited about it all and we spared NO EXPENSE in its production and manufacture. I got a chance to play the whole CD for Rod Stewart this weekend. He reacted by taking the CD and smashing it to pieces and then tearing... More
I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back? By Seamus O'Sparks on January 24, 2013 — 1 min read I thought he was out of my life for good, but guess who’s back? That’s right: Rod Stewart. Be forewarned, he IS coming to the CHASCA SHOW at THE TRIPLE CROWN this SATURDAY JANUARY 26th. He showed up at my door last night smelling like lust and bees. HE ate all my candies, drank all... More
Happy National Pierogi Day!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 8, 2012 — 1 min read Happy National Pierogi Day!!! That’s right, let’s take time on this chilly autumnal day to celebrate that steamy little dynamo of a dumpling: the pierogi. Pierogi are from Poland. They’re little dumplings filled, typically, with potato, cheese, onions, and grapes. And they are DEE-LICIOUS! Later I’m gonna’ go eat some with Rod Stewart. He always... More
I was out with Rod Stewart last night By Seamus O'Sparks on July 8, 2012 — 1 min read I was out with Rod Stewart last night. He got out of hand, again, and we had a horrible time. He threw his Big Gulp out of the window at some heavy set coed who was desperately trying to look like her more sinewy friends. And he made hog sounds. Then he pushed me down... More
Lady Death came over last night By Seamus O'Sparks on October 13, 2011 — 1 min read Lady Death came over last night. She’s big and pink. Prom princess pink. I asked her what she was doing. She said, “Killin’ time.” I said, “Jeez, you do that and you’re gonna’ put the whole clock industry on the skids.” She said-in her best Judd Nelson A’la Breakfast Club voice, ‘So!’ I said, Lady... More
Rod Stewart’s at it again By Seamus O'Sparks on July 26, 2011 — 1 min read Rod Stewart’s at it again. He came over last night and his arse was filled with napalm. He told me that transcendental poetry was a bunch of hooey. I asked him what he thought of Walt Whitman. He said “Whitman couldn’t find kicks in a football(English) match!” I told him that Oscar Wilde kissed Whitman.... More
I drink a lot By Seamus O'Sparks on February 25, 2011 — 1 min read I drink a lot. I drink vodka every morning that my gut feels sour. And my gut always feels sour. This morning was no different except that I took Rod Stewart out to breakfast. Rod’s all spit and no balls these days. He kept winking at me and asking me to cut his steak. He... More