When discussing history… By Seamus O'Sparks on March 28, 2017 — 4 mins read …I frequently hear people say, “they didn’t even TRY to teach us that in school.” This amuses me for reasons that are too vast to go into on a FB post. People also like to invoke history to back up their, oftentimes, political position, i.e. Republicans are more sympathetic to the cause(s) of minorities because... More
Jack Rabbits By Seamus O'Sparks on March 12, 2017 — 1 min read Jack Rabbits All the potheads are just tolerating life And the pot makes ‘em dumb Dumb enough to get by Just like republicans are dumb Conspiracy theorists are dumb And religious people and weathermen And entrepreneurs and jack rabbits And because they’re dumb they think they’re sharp But they are dumb Too dumb to know... More
Tonight on the news, the big stories: Global Terrorism and the Republican Primary Race By Seamus O'Sparks on March 23, 2016 — 1 min read Tonight on the news, the big stories: Global Terrorism and the Republican Primary Race. Our first story will focus on how a handful of religious zealots are determined to use any means necessary to destroy the civilized world and restructure society according to the tenants of their violent and mindless Bronze Age philosophies. Then we’ll... More
There’s a lot of stinky buzz in the air about this cat, Trump By Seamus O'Sparks on March 4, 2016 — 1 min read There’s a lot of stinky buzz in the air about this cat, Trump. I think we’re all missing something about what he potentially will bring to office. It seems, to me anyway, that he may be able to unite this country in a way that will be unprecedented because the Republicans hate him and Democrats... More
Sorry to post again-Ritalin’s really got my mind crankin’ By Seamus O'Sparks on December 16, 2015 — 1 min read Sorry to post again-Ritalin’s really got my mind crankin’. So, they just announced the singer of the National Anthem at the Republican debate. Her name is Ayla Brown. In my addled state I heard, “Eva Braun.” My eyes got real wide and my lips real tight for a second. Then I giggled. More
So I ate a few Ritalin By Seamus O'Sparks on December 16, 2015 — 1 min read So I ate a few Ritalin (Ritalins?), I’m watching the Republican debate (J.V. round), and it totally hits me: instead of calling the American Civil War the “War Between the States” shouldn’t it be called the “War Among the States?” I hate to be “that guy” but when I’m president history masquerading as poor grammar... More
Well, election day is over and many are the gloats and grunts here in the ether By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2014 — 1 min read Well, election day is over and many are the gloats and grunts here in the ether. Chasca – Thirst Fursday at The Chain Drive – Austin I would like to take this time to reflect on what I see as the positive traits that both parties bring to the table: Democrats are much more open... More
THIS JUST IN By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2012 — 1 min read THIS JUST IN: Has anyone else noticed that October is a time of miracles? I have!!! For instance, in October everyone is alot nicer. And I can go up to all the goth/vampire kids in hiptown and shake my fist and say, “Vhat ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?” I can do this with impugnity... More