FRIENDS-I am excited! By Seamus O'Sparks on August 4, 2016 — 1 min read FRIENDS-I am excited! You all know that I almost never get involved in politics. However, this mean season has prompted me to action. Consequently, I will be running for President of the United States!!! I will be running as a monarchist and as a member of the Neo-Loyalist Party. My platform is simple: when elected... More
Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination. What if he wins the election? I tell you what I’m gonna’ do if he does-I’m gonna’ start smoking pot. The way I see it, if this country becomes one nation under LEVITICUS, I’m certain to be the first person to get STONED!!!! (see how... More
Word from Iowa is that the results are too early to call By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read Word from Iowa is that the results are too early to call. Too early to call and TOO LATE TO TURN BACK. You’re doomed America, better get right with God, ya’ hear. I guess it’s not that big a deal. I’ve been doomed for a long time. A woman farted so conspicuously at work today... More
You should try the new snack product: Pretzelcoatals By Seamus O'Sparks on October 11, 2012 — 1 min read You should try the new snack product-Pretzelcoatals. They’re great. It’s a pretzel with chile, lime, and human flesh flavoring. Ritual cannibalism in a bag. And there’s also Azchex Mix…and small pox. Oy. This is a bad post. BUT, there is something spooky in the air. And I’m not talking about the upcoming presidential election(Har Har... More