I just went to my favorite sandwich shop in Austin… By Seamus O'Sparks on June 10, 2015 — 1 min read I just went to my favorite sandwich shop in Austin and I got my usual: 40 inch turtle on hardtack. It was delicious. I also got chips, but not pork rinds. I looked at the pork rinds and on the bag it said, ‘Combining the best tasting ingredients with rich pride.’ So, I looked at... More
I sat next to a demon on the bus yesterday By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2011 — 1 min read I sat next to a demon on the bus yesterday. She had on a floppy black hat that covered her face. She stank. I felt defeated just being next to her. I got a quick glimpse of her face, a distorted and acne laced bag of pus it was. And she ate pork skins with... More