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Don’t even bother using the word “sodomy” or “thumbfumble” as a keyword search on OKCupid

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 23, 2014 — 1 min read

Dating tip: don’t even bother using the word “sodomy” or “thumbfumble” as a keyword search on OKCupid…Buncha’ prigs over there I tell you. I also got the squint eye(not what you’re thinking) over at Christian Singles dot com. If I strike out on Where Black People Meet then I don’t know what… More

I have a profile on OkCupid

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 12, 2013 — 1 min read

Because I can, I would like everyone to know that I have a profile on OkCupid. My name there is Imagogami. It’s a pretty creepy profile too. Now, why do I have a profile on OkCupid? Am I looking for love? Yuck. Love is gross. Farts to puny love I say. No, my hope is... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.