LONG POST-THE CAR-THE COAST-THE HOLY GHOST By Seamus O'Sparks on April 1, 2016 — 1 min read LONG POST-THE CAR-THE COAST-THE HOLY GHOST WOW! Last night at House of Rock in Corpus was metaphysical! Chasca had such a METAPHYSICAL TIME!!! What a great venue and what a great crowd! We made some amazing new friends and had a METAPHYSICAL blast! Thanks a METAPHYSICAL milion CORPUS! We officially love you so much!!! Peelander-Z... More
Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking. By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2016 — 1 min read Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking. You know what else is totally awesome? Polyamory. Does anybody want to get together sometime and do some binge drinking and polyamory? I think it would be cool. People look cool when they do that … and when they smoke. I can’t do polyamory or binge... More
Thanks so much to everyone who came out to Taxi’s Pianobar last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 4, 2015 — 1 min read Thanks so much to everyone who came out to Taxi’s Pianobar last night! It was a righteous debauch. BlackWater Revival killed it, and The Grave Babes were amazing! What an honor for us to share the same stage with both of these kick-ass bands! What a great crowd you were! I wanted to give you... More
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2015 — 1 min read Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!!! HOLE IN THE WALL, Forever Town, Dead Love Club, Chasca. I don’t want to say anything to offend anybody. And by anything I mean words such as: nipple, aborigine, or CONSPIRACY THEORIES: THE MODERN BABA YAGA. So, in conclusion, once upon a time-Alsivado Fior woke to found he was... More
UH OH-someone reported this orgy photo for nudity!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on November 21, 2014 — 1 min read UH OH-someone reported this orgy photo for nudity!!! I didn’t initially see any naked, but on closer inspection I do think I see a nipple. A NIPPLE!!! I’m sorry that God created nipples. I’m honored to have been reported and just a little mystified that it’s taken this long, what with all the sodomy and... More
I went to Dinky’s for breakfast By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2014 — 1 min read Oh my heck, y’all. I went to Dinky’s for breakfast and got their Double Stuffed Egg and Biscuit Healthwich…It had teeth in it. Yeah, y’all. It had teeth in it and it bit me. And Dinky’s wouldn’t even give me peroxide to clean the wound. They accused me of mendacity. I wish Jon Voight was... More
Sorry to bug everyone By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2014 — 1 min read Sorry to bug everyone. I got bored with the vodka thing, but I’m not sure I’m-you know-all done. you know-like there’s still stuff stirring up inside of me. It’s funny-it’s a funny feeling. I think I’m going to go have a delightful breakfast(no grapes), listen to some Foreigner(nothing after 4), and be back in a... More