FRIENDS-I am excited! By Seamus O'Sparks on August 4, 2016 — 1 min read FRIENDS-I am excited! You all know that I almost never get involved in politics. However, this mean season has prompted me to action. Consequently, I will be running for President of the United States!!! I will be running as a monarchist and as a member of the Neo-Loyalist Party. My platform is simple: when elected... More