Some people cut in front of me in line at the H.E.B. on Monday By Seamus O'Sparks on January 14, 2016 — 1 min read Some people cut in front of me in line at the H.E.B. on Monday. It was a slick maneuver they pulled, which I won’t describe, but it was definitely a cut. I took a moment, counted backwards from ten, dug deep, and with all the Buddha/Christ energy I could muster; I vomited all over them... More
Well, Chasca had a great weekend By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2016 — 1 min read Well, Chasca had a great weekend…and Monday morning, Bowie’s dead…wake up you sleepy head…One need only look at the fool in the picture here to see how much Bowie has influenced us. The best we can do to honor him is to keep doing what we do to the best of our ability. David Jones... More
Here are some words a friend of mine laid on me By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2015 — 1 min read Here are some words a friend of mine (I won’t divulge who because I believe that they would not dig the unsolicited attention) laid on me. I think they are some of the best ever written and a Monday morning on the first day of school seems like a good time to share them: “Just... More
BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? By Seamus O'Sparks on July 28, 2014 — 1 min read BEEF-A-RONI…What the hell? I ate this stuff. It sucks. Why do we have it? Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE Chef Boyardee. When I was a kid they used to have these things called, Roller Coasters. Those were awesome. They were wavy pasta with meatballs. And those meatballs-mannnnn…I don’t know what is or was in... More
Just in time for Monday By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2014 — 1 min read Just in time for Monday-one of the more lighthearted songs about suicide that you may ever hear. The lyrics for this song probably did as much to influence my own stabs at verbal irreverence than anything else. Look ’em up! Genesis, 1971. More
Monday’s back to bite us in the arse By Seamus O'Sparks on May 20, 2013 — 1 min read Monday’s back to bite us in the arse…And not in the good just finished a couple of bottles of glug and anything can happen while you play naked twister kinda’ way. BUT-Chasca plays twice this coming weekend. FIRST- Friday we play at The Triple Crown with Kabomba, Ghosts of Dixie, and Lochness Mobsters for the... More
After the weekend and Monday is dressing me down like a drill sgt. By Seamus O'Sparks on January 28, 2013 — 1 min read After the weekend and Monday is dressing me down like a drill sgt. Don’t eat me Monday, don’t eats me!!! In other news, Chasca has breached the 500 likes mark here on FB!!! Yay!!!!! Thanks everybody and welcome all of our new friends. Now I have to get ready for work. Al Pacino is coming... More
HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 1, 2013 — 1 min read HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!! Thanks to everyone who came out last night to The Triple Crown! We rang in the 2013 like a pack of moon-eyed hedonist omnipaths. THANKS THANKS THANKS everybody…We should make every Monday as mordulant!!! I was so high off the show(and the drugs) that I stayed up ALL night drinking cola and... More
Monday you smell like bears By Seamus O'Sparks on July 25, 2011 — 1 min read Monday you smell like bears Monday another weekend and no orgies Monday you are tuesday’s Hannibal Barca Monday small governments can still have huge appetites Monday no more long sinewy thighs Monday and I’m still prepared to vomit Monday and Friday I was a Titan Monday purloined my keys Monday and my vision isn’t any... More
Monday…And I’m here with Lady Death By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2011 — 1 min read Monday…And I’m here with Lady Death. She has made us both apple martinis. It’s going to be a long and sour drink and a long and sour day. I have to go to Denzel’s Pencils first thing. I need a new pencil. My old one ended up in a gypsy’s eye. It was purely an... More