I Made My Fantasy a Reality and Brought My Fake Self-Help Book to Life – Hastily Written Hokum to Cleanse the Soul By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2017 — 11 mins read HOW TO SCORE WITH BABES WHEN YOU’RE REPULSIVE Most people are repulsive. Though natural selection tries to propel us towards mates that have at least some qualities that are beneficial to the species, like physical attraction, repulsiveness seems to win out at the genetic level. Repulsiveness, as a construct, can mean different things. Because life... More
Just saw the fuzz take down a perp at the McDonald’s By Seamus O'Sparks on February 14, 2017 — 1 min read Just saw the fuzz take down a perp at the McDonald’s on 123. I asked one of the cops if they had finally caught The Hamburglar? They didn’t acknowledge me. I lit a cigarette and asked if the suspect had tried to robble robble the joint. One of the cops whacked a billy club in... More
So soon a new Chasca CD will be born in this world By Seamus O'Sparks on June 15, 2015 — 1 min read So soon a new Chasca CD will be born in this world. Just what society needs, ANOTHER lame ass band pumping more dreck into the air…it’s going to be called BARBARIANS. We think it may actually be pretty good. We were going to call it, HAMBURGLARS, but McDonalds has a pretty effective legal department…JUNE 25th... More
Tomorrow I am going to wear warm-ups By Seamus O'Sparks on January 16, 2015 — 1 min read Tomorrow I am going to wear warm-ups and I will go to eat at the McDonalds that is inside the Super Wal-Mart. I will order a quarter-pounder, a 10 piece nuggets, a filet-o-fish, a half-pounder, a large fries, and a McDLT. They will tell me that they haven’t carried the McDLT since 1985. I will... More
And now for some dilettante noise! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 14, 2014 — 1 min read And now for some dilettante noise! ATLAS SHRUGGED–Ayn Rand’s magnum opus about how the genius of industrialists keep the skies of our world held aloft. I like this concept. Ayn Rand is a peach. I mean, heaven forfend that the brilliant men who brought us such societal wingnuts as Wal-Mart, McDonalds, and High School Musical... More