Kellyanne Conway, The Long Con The Genius of Marketing and What Madonna and The Mafia Mean to Your Descendants By Seamus O'Sparks on March 13, 2017 — 4 mins read LONG POST WARNING-Kellyanne Conway, The Long Con The Genius of Marketing and What Madonna and The Mafia Mean to Your Descendants I used to hear people say all the time, “no matter what you think of Madonna, you HAVE to respect her business sense. She’s great at marketing herself.” After listening to this sentiment several... More
I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit… By Seamus O'Sparks on August 27, 2016 — 5 mins read I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit…I like these requests to list x number of albums or bands, etc… that had an impact on you(me in this case). Largely I like them because I like reading about other people’s influences and inspirations with respect to music. So, Mark Diehl,... More
The last time I made love By Seamus O'Sparks on January 26, 2016 — 1 min read The last time I made love I was told that I was “TERRIBLE AND MAJESTIC” and I was like well your music still SUCKS Madonna. I can’t believe she’s my cousin… More
Someone said, ‘secret show’ By Seamus O'Sparks on March 13, 2015 — 1 min read Someone said, ‘secret show.’ Someone said, ‘Triple Crown.’ Someone said ‘this Saturday at 7:00 pm.’ Someone said, ‘Chanclas.’ Someone said, ‘No Cover.’ What’s the hell, man? Are we supposed to believe that Chasca has booked a secret pre-sxsw show at TRIPLE CROWN this Saturday at 7:00 pm under the name Chanclas in order to get... More
This buxom chick just gave me a working over with an extractor and some sanitizer By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2013 — 1 min read This buxom chick just gave me a working over with an extractor and some sanitizer. I should smell better, what with all that bacteria destroyed. I don’t know why Mexico gets such a bad rap. I hope I make it back in time for the Chasca show at The Blackheart…Oops- gotta’ burn outta’ here. Too... More