I watched so much Kramer vs. Kramer last night… By Seamus O'Sparks on April 22, 2017 — 1 min read I was in the zone, man. That film turned Meryl Streep into a bonafide star and divorce into a national pastime. It makes me want to get divorced. It also makes me think that Meryl Streep is a real fox. I heard she’s not always nice to people. I also heard Judd Hirsch was involved... More
I need some heavy advice By Seamus O'Sparks on December 12, 2015 — 1 min read I need some heavy advice. On my way home from work I heard something in the woods. I went to investigate and discovered that a baby Dracula had been abandoned. I didn’t know what to do so I took him home. I don’t know tiddly-twat about babies or Draculas. IS there a number I should... More
Man, this week just keeps getting worse By Seamus O'Sparks on October 23, 2014 — 1 min read Man, this week just keeps getting worse. So, last night-on my way home-I was walking alone and vulnerable. I stopped to flip my Krokus cassette tape over in my walkman and heard a rustling in the woods. I gulped. Suddenly, springing like a jaguar from the brush there was-OH NO-Meryl Streep!!! I ran and ran... More