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Tag: Kim Jong Un

And Now Some Geopolitical: Lovin’, Touchin’, SQUEEZIN!!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read

Trump sent an ARMADA to put the fear into North Korea. Good to see the ARMADA is making a comeback. I was just saying the other day what a shame it was that the ARMADA has become passé. I’m no expert but it looks like, by ARMADA standards, this ARMADA was/is pretty puny. Hey, it’s... More

I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 27, 2014 — 1 min read

I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction. I know North Korea is behind this. I just want to express myself artistically and let my work stand for itself. Now it can’t stand. It just kinda’ bounces. Maybe James Franco can help me? More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.