I must say, the positive response generated by MY beard and MY glasses have exceeded MY wildest expectations By Seamus O'Sparks on September 20, 2016 — 1 min read I must say, the positive response generated by MY beard and MY glasses have exceeded MY wildest expectations. They have won me the adoration of women and the envy of men. I can’t tell you how many offers I get from movie producers (several of them pornographic) appealing to me for an appearance in their... More
LONG POST-PERSONAL INFORMATION:VERY KINKY!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on February 27, 2016 — 3 mins read LONG POST-PERSONAL INFORMATION:VERY KINKY!!!! Today I was tagged in a post that said, “In your status, list 12 albums that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t think too hard. They don’t have to be ‘right’ or ‘great’ records. Just ones that have touched you.” Thanks, Dave G Prewitt, for that. I have already... More
Gads…ye gads… Gethsemene… GOLGOTHA. What a night. By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2013 — 1 min read Gads…ye gads… Gethsemene… GOLGOTHA. What a night. Hell of a night. Front’s here…hello front. Hell of a front. And I’ve eaten lotsa’ hams all damn night long. Now everything smells like hams and fat and father christmas and failure. Even my cat has that doomed look on his prissy cat face. What a bummer man.... More
Today in 1982 CATS opened on broadway By Seamus O'Sparks on October 7, 2011 — 1 min read Today in 1982 CATS opened on broadway. Oh Cats-with your The Rum Tum Tugers, Jennyanydotses,& Rumpleteazers-You stole my heart. It was weird when I saw it, though, because I couldn’t figure out what was happening. I was all, “I don’t get it?” It turns out that I had confused Cats with Jesus Christ Superstar. I... More