Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2016 — 1 min read Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot I don’t fear not being able to sleep Nor do I fear thinking the downward thoughts Even the real crazy ones For instance: I don’t fear considering the arrival of the Anti-Christ But this is largely because the Jews (whom I like) Are still in business That tribe... More
I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups By Seamus O'Sparks on October 12, 2016 — 1 min read I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups. Someone posted a clip of Jon Stewart weighing in on obstructionist politics. One of the comments below the post was, and I’m directly quoting here, “Fuck that Jew.” One thing lead to another and I ended up suggesting to the “Fuck that Jew”... More
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS By Seamus O'Sparks on December 21, 2015 — 2 mins read EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS (LONG POST WARNING) SEAMUS: Hi Santa, thanks for being here. It really is an honor to meet you. SANTA: Thank you (coughs). Thanks. SEAMUS: So, there are so many things people would like to know. I think I’ll start by asking, why have you taken such a long leave of... More
Nothing gets me down! By Seamus O'Sparks on December 28, 2014 — 1 min read Nothing gets me down! I have an unshakeable belief in the possible and a firm commitment to the extraordinary. That’s the cornerstone of my superstentialist world view. Now then, there was a heavyset All-American couple in their 60s who came into my store yesterday. It looked like they shared a single lung. When I told... More