Oh Say Can You Kneel: All mouth and no soul, welcome to the new American way By Seamus O'Sparks on September 27, 2017 — 4 mins read The Facebook has been burning the laughing fire over this football-kneeling-national anthem imbroglio. And man do I love it! Threads filled with screaming human drama; opinions hurled, feelings hurt, teeth bared-heads up. It’s definitely what I signed up for when I slithered on to this toxic piece of 21st century Neverland called social media. It... More
How to not get published…EVER By Seamus O'Sparks on September 26, 2017 — 1 min read Dear Seamus, Thanks for sending us “Ear Worms.” We’re sorry to say that it’s not right for The Sun. This isn’t a reflection on your writing. The selection process is highly subjective, something of a mystery even to us. There’s no telling what we’ll fall in love with, what we’ll let get away. Writing is... More
10 MUST READ books that changed my life and will change yours By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2017 — 1 min read Tits, Memes, and GIFs: Owning social media We the People: Democracy’s Achilles Heel Atlas Shagged & The Virtues of Being Selfish in Bed. Ayn Rand’s erotic philosophy Selling Yourself Short in a Buyer’s Market Sound Informed-Sound Obnoxious: Picking the conspiracy theory that is right for you Everything’s Offensive: What liberals must keep doing to annoy... More
Stay Away from People By Seamus O'Sparks on August 14, 2017 — 2 mins read Stay away from people Because they are ready for you Ready to fink you out They do it out of love The nuclear missile The four horsemen Shit-now we probably have five (horseman that is). The pigs eating the streets chink-spic-nigger-faggot-bollio (AND LOOK THAT (bollio) ONE UP BECAUSE I GOT CALLED THAT MORE TIMES GROWING... More
And Now Some Geopolitical: Lovin’, Touchin’, SQUEEZIN!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read Trump sent an ARMADA to put the fear into North Korea. Good to see the ARMADA is making a comeback. I was just saying the other day what a shame it was that the ARMADA has become passé. I’m no expert but it looks like, by ARMADA standards, this ARMADA was/is pretty puny. Hey, it’s... More
Kellyanne Conway, The Long Con The Genius of Marketing and What Madonna and The Mafia Mean to Your Descendants By Seamus O'Sparks on March 13, 2017 — 4 mins read LONG POST WARNING-Kellyanne Conway, The Long Con The Genius of Marketing and What Madonna and The Mafia Mean to Your Descendants I used to hear people say all the time, “no matter what you think of Madonna, you HAVE to respect her business sense. She’s great at marketing herself.” After listening to this sentiment several... More
Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2016 — 1 min read Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot I don’t fear not being able to sleep Nor do I fear thinking the downward thoughts Even the real crazy ones For instance: I don’t fear considering the arrival of the Anti-Christ But this is largely because the Jews (whom I like) Are still in business That tribe... More
I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups By Seamus O'Sparks on October 12, 2016 — 1 min read I just enjoyed one of those minor, but fun, Facebook dust ups. Someone posted a clip of Jon Stewart weighing in on obstructionist politics. One of the comments below the post was, and I’m directly quoting here, “Fuck that Jew.” One thing lead to another and I ended up suggesting to the “Fuck that Jew”... More
I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit… By Seamus O'Sparks on August 27, 2016 — 5 mins read I didn’t do this exactly to the letter, but definitely with the spirit…I like these requests to list x number of albums or bands, etc… that had an impact on you(me in this case). Largely I like them because I like reading about other people’s influences and inspirations with respect to music. So, Mark Diehl,... More
I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS By Seamus O'Sparks on July 7, 2016 — 1 min read I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS: NO PICTURES-NO MEMES-READ OR PISS OFF (Longish post-wasn’t me-it was the uppers and booze) Oh man-this one’s bound to land a rabbit punch. Watching the nightly news…high paid crocodiles and Leviathan analysts. All swerving around that rotten elephant in the room-the undeniable consenus... More