WARNING-TRUE STORY-SCARY STUFF-DON’T READ IF YOU ARE A NERVOUS PERSON-REALLY HAPPENED-SHOCKING TRUTH-SEX By Seamus O'Sparks on October 21, 2014 — 3 mins read Oh my heck did I have a rough night…So rough that my grammar and syntax and word choice might be kinda’ iffy here. I felt a little blue yesterday so I went to the saloon. There I was, sitting at the bar drinking my milk, when who should walk in but the Dark Prince himself.... More
Oh man, I think my persistence and activism has yielded results By Seamus O'Sparks on October 20, 2014 — 1 min read Oh man, I think my persistence and activism has yielded results. I am an army of one, people! So, after lots of emails, calls, and noise I think I have solved my James Caan problem. According to his lawyers the judge says that I have to keep 200 yards between myself and Mr. Caan at... More
I could use some help By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2014 — 1 min read I could use some help. I’ve been having this recurring dream where James Caan is trying to ruin me. In these dreams he makes plans to ruin my band, ruin my personal life, ruin everything. How can I fix this? I don’t know why, but James Caan really has it in for me. Who am... More