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WARNING-TRUE STORY-SCARY STUFF-DON’T READ IF YOU ARE A NERVOUS PERSON-REALLY HAPPENED-SHOCKING TRUTH-SEX

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 21, 2014 — 3 mins read

Oh my heck did I have a rough night…So rough that my grammar and syntax and word choice might be kinda’ iffy here. I felt a little blue yesterday so I went to the saloon. There I was, sitting at the bar drinking my milk, when who should walk in but the Dark Prince himself.... More

Oh man, I think my persistence and activism has yielded results

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 20, 2014 — 1 min read

Oh man, I think my persistence and activism has yielded results. I am an army of one, people! So, after lots of emails, calls, and noise I think I have solved my James Caan problem. According to his lawyers the judge says that I have to keep 200 yards between myself and Mr. Caan at... More

I could use some help

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2014 — 1 min read

I could use some help. I’ve been having this recurring dream where James Caan is trying to ruin me. In these dreams he makes plans to ruin my band, ruin my personal life, ruin everything. How can I fix this? I don’t know why, but James Caan really has it in for me. Who am... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.