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How to not get published…EVER

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 26, 2017 — 1 min read

Dear Seamus, Thanks for sending us “Ear Worms.” We’re sorry to say that it’s not right for The Sun. This isn’t a reflection on your writing. The selection process is highly subjective, something of a mystery even to us. There’s no telling what we’ll fall in love with, what we’ll let get away. Writing is... More

Yesterday I had to take the trash out and put it in my boss’s car

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 17, 2011 — 1 min read

Yesterday I had to take the trash out and put it in my boss’s car. I did my menial best and was putting the rubbish in the car. But-Oh Ye Gods And Little Fishes-I put it in the wrong car. Turns out there was the exact same kind of car parked in front of the... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.