27 Questions By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read Favorite smell? Perineum Last time you cried? I’m crying now Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid Did you go to college? I was enrolled Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything Roller coasters? Roller boogie Favorite ice cream? Grape Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine Shorts... More
By Seamus O'Sparks on November 13, 2015 — 1 min read TOMORROW(11/14)-Chasca plays Swan Dive in Austin with The Red Direct/ Gogo Fuck Yourselves and Trashy And The Kid courtesy of Wicked Bad Concerts! And now, one of the worst poems EVER: Organic Girl Organic girl dropped by last night For nothing in particular Except to tell me again how beautiful and serene she feels On... More
OH NO! It’s time for another POETRY BOMB!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2015 — 1 min read OH NO! It’s time for another POETRY BOMB!!! Today’s victim: Nix Nova!!!!! Watch out-if you’re my “FRIEND” on FB the next victim may be YOU–and just because I don’t know you that well doesn’t mean you’re OfF tHe HoOk, bwah hah hah hah ODE TO NIX NOVA On a good day, the gods forge wonders... More
Let’s all have a good Tuesday By Seamus O'Sparks on May 24, 2011 — 1 min read Let’s all have a good Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Let’s all have a good Tuesday, and make each other smile. Dear sweet Tuesday, please don’t be a bear. Be an ice-cream Tuesday filled with pies and butterflies. Don’t be a piggy Tuesday, be a good Tuesday. Don’t eat us, Tuesday. Be a kind Tuesday and let... More