My offer to SEED one of you resulted in very few takers By Seamus O'Sparks on April 26, 2014 — 1 min read What a bummer. My offer to SEED one of you resulted in very few takers…I guess there was no “In” at the womb…Just like Christmas, only backwards and with a speech impediment…I wonder if that means that my little Hucklebilly is destined to be the Anti-Christ. A lisping Anti-Christ. Or maybe my little Hucklebetty is... More
I’m going to be a father!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 25, 2014 — 1 min read I can’t believe it: I’m going to be a father!!! If it’s a boy he will be named, Hucklebilly. And if it’s a girl she will be named, Hucklebetty…What? It’s not your f#*k!ng kid…I can’t wait to take my Hucklebilly/betty to The Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum and to watch him/her eat popcorn for... More