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I need some heavy advice

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 12, 2015 — 1 min read

I need some heavy advice. On my way home from work I heard something in the woods. I went to investigate and discovered that a baby Dracula had been abandoned. I didn’t know what to do so I took him home. I don’t know tiddly-twat about babies or Draculas. IS there a number I should... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.