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Obamacare

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 30, 2013 — 1 min read

Well, I got insurance through the much maligned Obamacare program. Now I can finally afford to get some “things” removed. I’m thinking of having a whole new set of toes put in as well. BUT-I have conservative friends and family that might be none too pleased with my receiving such commie perks…what to do to... More

I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 12, 2012 — 1 min read

I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night. Bigfoot is the North American counterpart to The Yowie. This show claimed that Bigfoot was bisexual. Guess what? Bigfoot is bisexual. I was abducted by a bigfoot clan and they were all bisexual with me and each other. The definitely walked on two feet. Two bisexual... More

Hello all!

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 10, 2012 — 1 min read

Hello all! Do yourselves a favor and walk by Corridor Title on West San Antonio Street in downtown San Marcos. They cut down five trees that used to line the sidewalk. I liked those trees. They were pretty. In March they had white blossoms and looked like something out of middle-earth. I asked them what... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.