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This looked like a fun study break…

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 19, 2017 — 1 min read

Using only ONE word… It’s not as easy as you think! Where is your phone? Here Your hair? Lackluster Your dad? Dead Your favorite food? Caloric Your dream last night? Wet Your favorite drink? Horchata Fear? Hillbillies Favorite Shoes? Heels Favorite way to relax? Masturbate Your mood? Irritable I love? Tits Where were you last... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.