I see that the open carry law/thing passed here in Texas By Seamus O'Sparks on May 30, 2015 — 1 min read The law…I see that the open carry law/thing passed here in Texas. I wonder if that will affect my right to OPEN CARRY pornography. I love my pornography and I intend to open carry it EVERYWHERE: The bus, the bank, church, Wal*Mart, dermatologist, pet store, Taco Bell, funerals, public restrooms…everywhere. I like that people can... More
Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read Well, the worst has happened. Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page. I’m not sure why? All I did was tell him how great he was and ask him if he thought there were bees in Heaven... More
Today is the actual Mardi Gras By Seamus O'Sparks on February 12, 2013 — 1 min read Today is the actual Mardi Gras. I hope you all have a very nice fat Tuesday, but please be careful. Please, please, please, please, please be careful. One time, me and my friend drove our motorcycles from L.A. to N.O. to celebrate the Mardi Gras. Oh, the adventures we had along the way! We got... More