I was bitten by my pet turtle today By Seamus O'Sparks on January 22, 2016 — 1 min read I was bitten by my pet turtle today. His name is Regular Mike. I was feeding him ham when he bit me. I may lose a finger. It’s my lucky finger. Could you please vote for me and my little band. We’ve had lots of hard luck with the turtles and falcons lately and could... More
Oh, quick Christmas question By Seamus O'Sparks on December 25, 2014 — 1 min read Oh, quick Christmas question: Is the reason why we eat ham for Christmas because Jesus was born in Bethleham? More
Gads…ye gads… Gethsemene… GOLGOTHA. What a night. By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2013 — 1 min read Gads…ye gads… Gethsemene… GOLGOTHA. What a night. Hell of a night. Front’s here…hello front. Hell of a front. And I’ve eaten lotsa’ hams all damn night long. Now everything smells like hams and fat and father christmas and failure. Even my cat has that doomed look on his prissy cat face. What a bummer man.... More