Well, as if today wasn’t feculent enough… By Seamus O'Sparks on January 12, 2016 — 1 min read Well, as if today wasn’t feculent enough, I think I may be the first person in history to actually FIND my virginity after having lost it. On the bright side, this means that my son, the one that I named Hamburglar, doesn’t have to be paid for anymore! But on the other, other hand, who... More
Gads…ye gads… Gethsemene… GOLGOTHA. What a night. By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2013 — 1 min read Gads…ye gads… Gethsemene… GOLGOTHA. What a night. Hell of a night. Front’s here…hello front. Hell of a front. And I’ve eaten lotsa’ hams all damn night long. Now everything smells like hams and fat and father christmas and failure. Even my cat has that doomed look on his prissy cat face. What a bummer man.... More