Many years ago the good folks at FAIRFAX CRYOBANK wrote me a nice letter By Seamus O'Sparks on July 29, 2014 — 1 min read Many years ago the good folks at FAIRFAX CRYOBANK wrote me a nice letter inviting me to become a sperm donor. Here was my response: Gentleman, Your letter indicates that the need for gametes is urgent. Boys, you have found your Spindletop! I’m so gamete replete that on the street I’m called, ‘Gamete Pete.’ I... More
Who wants to beat this heat? By Seamus O'Sparks on July 12, 2011 — 1 min read Who wants to beat this heat? Let’s do something neat. Let’s go to Hippie Hollow, that would be a treat. We can run around al fresco on our naked little feet. That would be a treat. We could meet and greet with the nudist elite and make some wise cracks then beat a hasty retreat.... More