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Many years ago the good folks at FAIRFAX CRYOBANK wrote me a nice letter

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 29, 2014 — 1 min read

Many years ago the good folks at FAIRFAX CRYOBANK wrote me a nice letter inviting me to become a sperm donor. Here was my response: Gentleman, Your letter indicates that the need for gametes is urgent. Boys, you have found your Spindletop! I’m so gamete replete that on the street I’m called, ‘Gamete Pete.’ I... More

Who wants to beat this heat?

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 12, 2011 — 1 min read

Who wants to beat this heat? Let’s do something neat. Let’s go to Hippie Hollow, that would be a treat. We can run around al fresco on our naked little feet. That would be a treat. We could meet and greet with the nudist elite and make some wise cracks then beat a hasty retreat.... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.