I just got my rejection letter from The Illuminati By Seamus O'Sparks on April 12, 2017 — 1 min read I really could use some positive vibes and hugs today. I just got my rejection letter from The Illuminati. I’m pretty bummed out. First The New Yorker and now these guys. Doesn’t anyone like me? Meh… Here’s what they wrote: Dear Seamus, You are most definitely not Illuminati material. We are a group of powerful... More
I saw Rogue One By Seamus O'Sparks on December 29, 2016 — 1 min read I saw Rogue One. Two things that I walked out thinking. First-we have entered a bold new era in the arts. The literal reanimation of Peter Cushing opens up all kinds of exciting new doors for the culture of entertainment. Going forward we can make films with ALL of our favorite stars from yesteryear. Imagine... More
There’s a lot of stinky buzz in the air about this cat, Trump By Seamus O'Sparks on March 4, 2016 — 1 min read There’s a lot of stinky buzz in the air about this cat, Trump. I think we’re all missing something about what he potentially will bring to office. It seems, to me anyway, that he may be able to unite this country in a way that will be unprecedented because the Republicans hate him and Democrats... More
Does anybody want a Darth Vader? By Seamus O'Sparks on December 22, 2015 — 1 min read Does anybody want a Darth Vader? He followed me home from the latest Star Wars movie. He’s bad. He says things like, “Obi Wan is here” and ‘I’ll get you!” And he steals my cigarettes. No one can get any sleep around here and the cat’s been traumatized. I won’t even tell you what he... More