I’m afraid I had an unsatisfactory experience with Lenovo tech support By Seamus O'Sparks on March 9, 2016 — 1 min read I’m afraid I had an unsatisfactory experience with Lenovo tech support: Dear Lenovo, I called your tech support to ask a simple question. Your staff, per instructions they are undoubtedly sworn to uphold by the men upstairs, insisted that I get signed in to an account and wanted a litany of information from me. I... More
LONG POST WARNING…Aww Facebook-I feel bad By Seamus O'Sparks on November 4, 2015 — 2 mins read LONG POST WARNING…Aww Facebook-I feel bad. Recently the band has been so busy that all I’ve done is hustle you into coming out to the shows and stuff. I miss the laughs we used to have. You and I-me and you. Us, together. So, just so you know I still care here is a short... More
Mike Huckabee: “Do you consider an unborn child to be a human being or a blob of tissue?” By Seamus O'Sparks on September 17, 2015 — 1 min read Mike Huckabee: “Do you consider an unborn child to be a human being or a blob of tissue?” I work customer service during the day and deal with music business stuff in my leisure time, Mike. Consequently, I consider most adults to be blobs of tissue. I got no beef with the unborn. It’s the... More
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE JOE DIMAGGIO? WHAT ABOUT YOU, MUHAMMAD ALI? By Seamus O'Sparks on June 30, 2015 — 1 min read Oh man, I get to get away from it all in about 20 mins. I can’t wait. I’m not going very far, but the point is: I’M GOING. And I haven’t “gone” in a long time. Too long. My nerves are all raw ground beef from the daily rounds of customer service/music swindle. So, I’m... More
You know what EVERYONE likes to read on FB? POETRY! By Seamus O'Sparks on February 23, 2015 — 1 min read You know what EVERYONE likes to read on FB? POETRY! So, here’s a poem to get your week started with rare and raw brio. I dedicate this work in progress to EVERYONE who serves the public-my brothers and sisters in arms! Service with a smile If, when you shop, you make a sport Of bitching... More
Why is everybody’s dial set to asshole today? By Seamus O'Sparks on February 12, 2015 — 1 min read I’m not supposed to post from work but, zingus: why is everybody’s dial set to asshole today? So far, among many things, I’ve had an hombre work his machismo out over a plastic heart necklace, some fappy wasp boy cry “hucksterism” and hang up the phone on me, a non-English speaker from Kokovoko hiss and... More