I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there. Apparently my Tongan isn’t what it used to be because the woman and I got crossways with each other and she told me how the cow ate the cabbage. So now, in Tonga, it would appear that everyone considers me the coward of the... More