In these divided political times… By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2017 — 1 min read …it can be hard to get a sense of things. The right accuses the left of misrepresentation and vice versa. So, I thought it would be informative to get the opinions of those folks who exist beyond the range of politics. In this alternate facts fake news age, perhaps seeking input from the world of... More
I saw that new show, “Finding Dracula” last night By Seamus O'Sparks on January 27, 2016 — 1 min read I saw that new show, “Finding Dracula” last night. It’s my favorite show. And they actually found a Dracula. He was in the basement. That Dracula sure was testy. And every time they poked him he hissed. I like when they go out at night and do Dracula calls and find Dracula scat. I tried... More
I need some heavy advice By Seamus O'Sparks on December 12, 2015 — 1 min read I need some heavy advice. On my way home from work I heard something in the woods. I went to investigate and discovered that a baby Dracula had been abandoned. I didn’t know what to do so I took him home. I don’t know tiddly-twat about babies or Draculas. IS there a number I should... More
OH MY GOD!!!! I just got a call from a guy in HOLLYWOOD!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2014 — 1 min read OH MY GOD!!!! I just got a call from a guy in HOLLYWOOD!!! He wants to turn my play, “Belching Hamlet” into a major motion picture!!! This is cray y’all. It’s a great play though. Imagine Hamlet if the main character had a problem with gas. You know, “To be, blarp, or not to be?... More
THIS JUST IN By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2012 — 1 min read THIS JUST IN: Has anyone else noticed that October is a time of miracles? I have!!! For instance, in October everyone is alot nicer. And I can go up to all the goth/vampire kids in hiptown and shake my fist and say, “Vhat ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?” I can do this with impugnity... More